Engineering college first day: Student: Sir, I didn't understand. Teacher: What, this topic? Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha!
Banta: What are you planning to do today? Santa: Nothing. Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Santa: I haven't finished!
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I’d never go to either place again!